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Another Cigar Joke

admin — Thu, 09 Jul 2009 18:16:48 +0000

A defendant in a lawsuit involving large sums of money was talking to his lawyer. “If I lose this case, I’ll be ruined!”

“It’s in the judge’s hands now,” said the lawyer.

“Would it help if I sent the judge a box of cigars?”

“No! The judge is a stickler on ethical behavior. A stunt like that would prejudice him against you. He might even hold you in contempt of court.”

Within the course of time, the judge rendered a decision in favor of the defendant. As the defendant left the courthouse, he said to his lawyer, “Thanks for the tip about the cigars. It really worked!”

Confidently the lawyer responded, “I’m sure we would have lost the case if you’d sent them.”

“But I did send them.”, replied the man.

“What?” shouted the lawyer?

“I sure did, that’s how we won the case… good thing I remembered to enclose the plaintiff’s business card.”

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admin — Thu, 09 Jul 2009 18:10:05 +0000

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Reasons Why Cigars Are Better Than Sex

admin — Thu, 09 Jul 2009 17:06:43 +0000

• You can GET cigars.
• You can safely have cigars while you are driving.
• You can make cigars last as long as you want them to.
• You can have cigars even in front of your mother.
• Two people of the same sex can have cigars without being called nasty names.
• The word “commitment” doesn’t scare off cigars.
• You can have cigars on top of your workbench/desk during working hours without upsetting your co-workers.
• You can ask a stranger for a cigar without getting your face slapped.
• You don’t get hairs in your mouth with cigars.
• With cigars there’s no need to fake it.
• Cigars don’t make you pregnant.
• You can have cigars at any time of the month.
• Good cigars are easy to find.
• You can have as many kinds of cigars as you can handle.
• When you have great cigars it doesn’t keep your neighbours awake
• With cigars size doesn’t matter. It’s ALL good!

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